Day nine — Hato Pintado on foot, a hardware store that made Kent very happy, and a lesson in how not to travel
Brian rests. Kent walks three neighborhoods, discovers Cochez, gets rained on as a divine sign, and ends the evening at a genuinely excellent gay-friendly bar — after a brief encounter with exactly the kind of tourist behavior that makes the rest of us cringe.
Saturday. When you’re not working a regular job, all days feel roughly the same — which is either a feature or a bug of this kind of trip, depending on your perspective. We had McDonald’s and Tim Hortons. The sky was overcast when we left the hotel, which in Panama qualifies as cause for quiet celebration. By the time we’d finished our coffees and were walking back, the sun had broken through and the temperature was climbing. Brian, still recovering from yesterday’s Casco Viejo heat experience, made the call: rest day at the hotel.
I had too much caffeine in me for that.
Hato Pintado — single-family homes, the flat terrain question, and an unexpected Nestlé office
Kent’s dispatch — Hato Pintado, Cochez, and Carrasquilla
I took the Metro back up to the 12th of October station — the same one I’ve been using as a base for neighborhood explorations — and this time headed east into Hato Pintado. The name translates literally as “painted ranch,” which is both charming and completely unhelpful as a description of what you’ll find there.
I walked south-east on Avenida 12 de Octubre, starting through an industrial stretch that gave way to residential after a couple of blocks and then climbed a significant hill. At the first street I could see was genuinely lined with single-family homes, I turned south-west. What I found was encouraging.
Hato Pintado residential streets — smaller than what we saw in San Francisco, but well-kept, clearly cared for, and full of people out on a Saturday morning maintaining their homes and gardens.
Smaller, well-kept one-story homes. Saturday morning energy — residents out cleaning, gardening, maintaining things. The kind of neighborhood that signals people have been there long enough to care about it. Good sign. One caveat that became apparent quickly: the rear neighbors on several of these streets are condo towers. You’d be buying a house with a high-rise looking over your back garden. It is what it is in a city building upward at Panama City’s pace, but worth knowing before you fall in love with a listing.
I kept walking south, and something useful became clear: the terrain was flattening. The hills I’ve been navigating all week were getting smaller as I moved toward downtown. And as the terrain flattened, the lots got larger and the houses got bigger. This is a pattern worth filing away for house hunting — elevation decreases, lot size increases, proximity to downtown increases. The sweet spot for what we’re looking for probably lives somewhere in that gradient.
Further south in Hato Pintado — flatter terrain, larger lots, bigger homes. The pattern held consistently: as the hills diminish, the properties improve.
One practical observation worth flagging: no crosswalks in this area. At the through-streets, crossing on foot during busy periods requires patience and nerve. It’s not dangerous exactly, but it’s another item to think about if you’re considering this neighborhood for daily life on foot. The main through-streets also have only stop signs rather than traffic signals — which means no pedestrian crossing signals either.
I saw several homes for sale that genuinely interested me. A few with pools. The area has real potential — especially the southern end where the terrain levels out.
Then I found myself at an office building for Nestlé’s Central American corporate headquarters. Not something you typically find embedded in a residential neighborhood. I had unknowingly walked to within one small block of Avenida Central España, and the residential character had given way to commercial almost without me noticing. The transition in Panama City neighborhoods can be abrupt.
Cochez — the hardware store Kent didn’t know he needed
The commercial area revealed a discovery that made the whole walk worthwhile: Cochez. Most of the Panama expat Facebook groups, when hardware stores come up, mention Novey — Novey for home improvement, hardware, home décor. What they don’t always mention is that Novey and Cochez are sister companies, and that Cochez is where you go when you actually need to build or renovate something. Construction materials, heavy hardware, finishing materials. This is the contractor’s store.
Left: the toilet section alone had 25 models plus two urinals — versus the six options at Do-It Center. Right: Kent in the paint section. This is what genuine contentment looks like.
The selection throughout was substantially deeper than anything I’d seen at Do-It or Hopsa. Twenty-five toilet options plus two urinals on display — versus six at the Do-It Center. Prices consistently better. And something I hadn’t found at any other Panama hardware store: PEX plumbing supplies. PEX is the flexible plastic tubing that has largely replaced copper in modern plumbing — more durable, easier to install, more resistant to both freezing and corrosion. I converted to it while we were living in Europe and haven’t looked back. Finding it available here changes the renovation calculus considerably.
I spent a genuinely enjoyable amount of time in the plumbing and electrical aisles. The air conditioning was excellent. I was in no hurry to leave.
Cochez vs. Novey — know the difference
Novey is the home improvement and décor store — appliances, furniture, finishing touches, the stuff you need to make a house livable. Cochez is the construction and heavy hardware store — materials, structural supplies, plumbing, electrical, tile. Both are worth knowing. For a renovation project, Cochez is where you’ll spend more time and more money. It carries PEX plumbing supplies, which no other Panama hardware store we visited stocks.
Carrasquilla — an honest assessment
After Cochez, I continued south into Carrasquilla, zig-zagging through the streets looking for what I’d found in Hato Pintado but closer to downtown and flatter. The Oxford International School appeared early, which suggested an expat presence — reasonable assumption for house hunting purposes.
What I found instead was a neighborhood of significant contrasts. A beautifully renovated home for sale on one side of the street. Directly across, an auto repair yard occupying half a block. Further on, the housing quality dropped noticeably. Then further still, noticeably more. The trajectory was consistently downward as I continued south.
The southern stretch of Carrasquilla — older apartment buildings in significant need of attention. A neighborhood with clear economic stratification from north to south.
By the time I reached the southern end of my route, I was in the kind of area that wouldn’t make any list of expat neighborhoods — buildings in serious disrepair, heavy graffiti coverage, the general feeling of a community that has been underserved for a long time. Worth noting clearly: the people there were entirely unbothered by a very obviously out-of-place foreigner walking through their streets. No hostility, no attention, no concern for my safety at any point. Panama City’s economic inequality is visible; it is not, in our experience, expressed in aggression toward visitors.
And then it started to rain. Thirty seconds of rain, precisely. I chose to interpret this as a sign about Carrasquilla’s suitability for our purposes and continued walking toward Via España.
The final stretch to the Via Argentina Metro station ran through a dense concentration of auto supply and motorcycle repair shops — a full commercial zone — before depositing me back on Via España and into the air conditioning of the hotel.
Hato Pintado and Carrasquilla — our honest read
Hato Pintado has genuine potential, particularly the southern section where the terrain flattens and the homes are larger. Worth a dedicated second look on a future trip with specific properties in mind. Carrasquilla is a mixed picture — the northern edge near the Oxford International School is presentable, but the neighborhood drops off quickly as you head south. We would not look there for a home without doing a thorough block-by-block assessment first.
The afternoon — pool time and a hard-earned rest
Back at the hotel I could not fully cool down, which after that distance in that heat was entirely understandable. I made an executive decision: the rooftop pool.
Brian did not want to go outside. He had committed to the rest day and the air conditioning and was not inclined to renegotiate. But he came anyway, found a shady spot, and sat reading on his phone while I got properly cooled off in the water. This is the kind of companionship that nine days of Panama heat research produces — one person in the pool, one person in the shade, both content with the arrangement.
Dinner — nachos, and a masterclass in what not to do abroad
Brian had been thinking about nachos. We went back to Los Tacos De Villa — a place we’d visited on day one — for nachos and passion fruit margaritas on their two-for-one happy hour. One order of nachos between us was exactly right. The margaritas had a dark spiced rim that worked well with the passion fruit. A genuinely good dinner.
At the table next to ours, a group of young American tourists sat down. What followed was a concentrated demonstration of behaviors that make every other traveler in the room quietly want to disappear into the floor.
On unfamiliar food and drinks: You are not at home. The staff cannot and should not replicate exactly what you get at your local restaurant. “It isn’t like back home” is not feedback — it’s a statement about your expectations, not the food or drinks.
On language: Learning a few words of the local language before you travel is not difficult and is not optional. Please, thank you, excuse me, you’re welcome — that’s four phrases. Four. The staff are not failing you by not speaking English fluently. You are in their country.
On volume: Speaking more loudly and with a more condescending tone does not improve comprehension. It communicates one thing clearly: how you regard the person you’re speaking to. Everyone nearby — in both languages — is listening.
We finished our nachos fairly quickly after that and moved on with our evening. Some lessons are better learned by observation than by experience.
We have tried every day of this trip to communicate with care and with at least some Spanish. It is not very hard. It matters more than you think it does.
Mangle — the bar that ended the evening properly
Mangle
Gay / Gay-friendly bar · Panama City
Mangle — clean, modern, professional. The kind of bar that takes its cocktails seriously and has figured out exactly the right volume for the music.
Mangle had been recommended to us as a gay or gay-friendly bar, and we went in with no particular expectations. There is a small patio at the entrance — I did not ask Brian if he wanted to sit outside. That ship sailed days ago.
Inside: a sharp, modern space with considered design and very good cocktails. We had margaritas — two or three rounds, but as Kent pointed out, we had done a significant amount of sweating and the salt was medically justified. The music was current without being loud, which is a calibration many bars never manage to get right. The service was attentive and professional throughout.
We did not try the food, but every plate that went past us looked genuinely good. Next time we’ll eat there. Mangle is now on our regular list for evenings in Panama City.
Evening out — what we spent
After Mangle, Kent made Brian walk back to the hotel. Over the hill that seems to add ten feet of elevation with each passing day. By day twelve it will probably qualify as a mountain. Brian made it. He was not quiet about the hill, but he made it.
Tomorrow: the actual canal. We have been in Panama for nine days and have not yet seen the thing that Panama is famous for. That changes tomorrow.
— Brian & Kent
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